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  1. diarroboG 36

    diarroboG 36

    26 minuuttia sitten

    9:06 instructions unclear dated four people and jumped off a bridge

  2. hiitssiah

    hiitssiah

    35 minuuttia sitten

    Danny should have said, "that would be grape" for the raisins with the reason water built in

  3. [Whitty]

    [Whitty]

    2 tuntia sitten

    Sometimes i forget that he is in fact 26 years old with a house. I always tell myself hes 17

  4. Emery-Grace Santos

    Emery-Grace Santos

    7 tuntia sitten

    Are we not gonna talk ab how the husband is receiving a grade card for his wife, who I assume is in grade school 😃

  5. ziziwai

    ziziwai

    8 tuntia sitten

    “They should try making raisins that have the water built into them” Yeah that would be pretty grape.

  6. n_galifi

    n_galifi

    10 tuntia sitten

    11:25 "that would be pretty grape." You did not do that YOURE NOT EVEN A DAD

  7. the random girl whos bad at every thing

    the random girl whos bad at every thing

    11 tuntia sitten

    he said raisin water is great so i said raisin water is grape

  8. antisocialbred

    antisocialbred

    13 tuntia sitten

    oh shit i forgot my 5 almonds, i’m gonna get cancer

  9. Subject Delta

    Subject Delta

    17 tuntia sitten

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  10. Raccoon News reporter

    Raccoon News reporter

    18 tuntia sitten

    *H A*

  11. the Tacogamr

    the Tacogamr

    20 tuntia sitten

    Whats funny is that there’s 5 dates and 6 almonds

  12. David Gohel

    David Gohel

    22 tuntia sitten

    8:33 the reason he doesn't say that there are 6 almonds there is that he doesn't know any math. He just doesn't get it.

  13. Rewasharma Sharma

    Rewasharma Sharma

    Päivä sitten

    Yeeeet🌫🪲🦈🪅

  14. Nicholas DeDea

    Nicholas DeDea

    Päivä sitten

    *f u c k* now we gotta make them all do that

  15. Kraken

    Kraken

    Päivä sitten

    They realize almonds have cyanide in them right

    • Water

      Water

      14 tuntia sitten

      Actually, only wild almonds have Cyanide. Sweet almonds still have trace amounts of amygdalin but not enough, by any reasonable measure, to produce dangerous amounts of cyanide.

  16. Ion Remi

    Ion Remi

    Päivä sitten

    I stuck to the eating regiment of eat apple Lemon 4 almonds 5 dates and 1 milk for 78 years I have ascended beyond godly hood. I have the power of time travel and can be big think past any doctor for health concerns. This universe is inadequate for my power and soon I will have to create a new on where cosmic law makes it so that apple lemon 5 dates 4 almonds and one milk IS. THE. ONLY. FOOD.

  17. Jaiden

    Jaiden

    Päivä sitten

    Fun fact: almonds have trace amounts of cyanide (one of the most fast acting and deadly poisons ever), though it's not enough to be harmful to you.

  18. My Movie reviews

    My Movie reviews

    Päivä sitten

    Actually I had two laughters

  19. nuuget

    nuuget

    Päivä sitten

    so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that that one dude's wife had a report card?

  20. TokaiLemon

    TokaiLemon

    2 päivää sitten

    Did You Know - *5 almond Daily No Cancer* me - **is allergic to almonds...** Did You Know - *One Lemon Daily No Fat* me - *wait- im a lemon* 🍋 also me - 😰😭 *god save me*

    • hornet is void

      hornet is void

      Päivä sitten

      Ah yes my favorite gender *lemon*

  21. Orbit

    Orbit

    2 päivää sitten

    danny i know it’s been a year but ever since i laughed more than once while watching this video, the crime has haunted me ever since. i needed to turn myself in. i’m so sorry

  22. BoredMemer90

    BoredMemer90

    2 päivää sitten

    "Scientists should make raisins with the water already in them" Grapes: *Am I a joke to you?*

  23. Perser Brago

    Perser Brago

    2 päivää sitten

    8:20 people might think im being petty but there are siz almonds there mind you six just get it right.

  24. Editsfor everything

    Editsfor everything

    2 päivää sitten

    Ghandi wasn't a legend he was really cruel

  25. Tyler Joseph Schommer

    Tyler Joseph Schommer

    2 päivää sitten

    I wonder if I ate the almonds and then got cancer if I could sue for false advertising

  26. Ivy

    Ivy

    2 päivää sitten

    GEG

  27. Ombee

    Ombee

    2 päivää sitten

    the amount of heteronormative shit, also no, its straights sit normally, gays cant sit right

  28. BLUE MooN

    BLUE MooN

    2 päivää sitten

    0:57 did anyone else say “Ha”with him? 😂😂😂

  29. Curry Consumer

    Curry Consumer

    2 päivää sitten

    Me:Hiding cool big drum cutely

  30. A_person

    A_person

    2 päivää sitten

    11:00 is raisin water just....... Wine?

  31. Vyvy Nguyen

    Vyvy Nguyen

    2 päivää sitten

    3:38 wtf

  32. The FBI guy

    The FBI guy

    2 päivää sitten

    the quicker you learn that the quicker you can dodge their attacks gay tension

    • The FBI guy

      The FBI guy

      2 päivää sitten

      boys are nice to look at

  33. Raina Ricketts

    Raina Ricketts

    3 päivää sitten

    we should’ve just told jacob to have 5 almonds daily then no cancer 🤭

  34. Laustin Space

    Laustin Space

    3 päivää sitten

    What if I eat my daily dates at 9 AM but I get cancer at 8:30? WHAT THEN, DANIEL???

  35. Gregory Matter

    Gregory Matter

    3 päivää sitten

    I had a laughter. I shall now pause the video and return at a later date for another laughter

  36. I Will Eat An Apple

    I Will Eat An Apple

    3 päivää sitten

    Milk Small oranges Pancake syrup Chips Coco pebbles Oat meal 1 min Dove soap bars Metal scrubs for dishes Good sponges

  37. blumbeiley

    blumbeiley

    3 päivää sitten

    seagles

  38. Din Djarin

    Din Djarin

    3 päivää sitten

    Well all those things eating them every day would help with weight loss, if you only have eat that and not anything else

  39. Din Djarin

    Din Djarin

    3 päivää sitten

    “Wouldn’t it be great if scientists looked into raisins with water built into them? That would be grape.”

  40. Zorak The Potato Man

    Zorak The Potato Man

    3 päivää sitten

    I made 2 laughter >:D

  41. KrakenatYT

    KrakenatYT

    3 päivää sitten

    3:38 Title "How 2 Be Healthy" Every women now "FINally, I Can Have 2 Arms And 1 Mouth Now, FUCK yea."

  42. Isobel MacDonald

    Isobel MacDonald

    4 päivää sitten

    Um hold on a second, why are we not talking about "Wife's school report card"????? I'M SORRY?? Is this man married to a school child??

  43. gabrial leasum

    gabrial leasum

    4 päivää sitten

    Guys: hahas Me: savs ha till end so can wach hole vid😏😏

  44. Zezzlo

    Zezzlo

    4 päivää sitten

    I came back to the vid although it was almost finished and i just clicked the video and heard- “I need pants NOW. cause I ruined my other ones😔”

  45. bitch with a YouTube account

    bitch with a YouTube account

    4 päivää sitten

    This is a try not to laugh video in disguise

  46. gracie_.babezz

    gracie_.babezz

    4 päivää sitten

    Trisha patata’s bussy 😌❤️

  47. InhaledDeath -

    InhaledDeath -

    4 päivää sitten

    11:15 Describing a grape

  48. WhyAmIHere. Bread

    WhyAmIHere. Bread

    4 päivää sitten

    12:39 gorgeous

  49. Xaalderan

    Xaalderan

    4 päivää sitten

    Fun fact: almonds have a small amount of cyanide

  50. Kyrah Mcknight

    Kyrah Mcknight

    4 päivää sitten

    at 8:32 there are 6 almonds, not 5

  51. Nyawa Bottomley

    Nyawa Bottomley

    4 päivää sitten

    It doesn't bring glow to face

  52. hope

    hope

    4 päivää sitten

    the indian experience of watching danny's videos is when u realise the cringy acc he's abt to talk abt is indian 0.5 secs into it

  53. ada

    ada

    5 päivää sitten

    almond sales after this: 📈 📈

  54. Ruby Driscoll

    Ruby Driscoll

    5 päivää sitten

    I can’t believe this was a year ago already

  55. Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy

    Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy

    5 päivää sitten

    Nice watch I love apple watches⌚️

  56. Pastatart

    Pastatart

    5 päivää sitten

    4 Almond Daily Small cancer

  57. Brooke .-.

    Brooke .-.

    5 päivää sitten

    Yo for a sec I was like "omg all I need is to eat almonds every day and I'll be skinny" (I need help ok-) then I remembered... If I eat any tree nut my face will turn red, my tongue and throat will be itchy, I'll break out in hives, start throwing up and then, and this part it SUPER fun, MY THROAT WILL CLOSE UP AND I'LL JUST DIE But at least I'll be skinny

  58. V A N M A N

    V A N M A N

    5 päivää sitten

    they be like: uoedwiuoda[wd ALMONDS eianiqpewfmap

  59. FluffyBunchy

    FluffyBunchy

    5 päivää sitten

    Bruh what I low-key thought this was posted in 2019 before the pandemic whaaat

  60. Suchwowitzmads

    Suchwowitzmads

    5 päivää sitten

    Ok I got this ad for a game called Go Balls and the ad was like "my wife said I play the game or she is gonna divorce me" and "my cat Tomas' plays this game" wtf

  61. Gay Squid

    Gay Squid

    5 päivää sitten

    3:38 as a girl I can confirm that is exactly how I sit

  62. Kybug 4 Life

    Kybug 4 Life

    5 päivää sitten

    9:44 if only Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard had just eaten 4 dates

    • Kybug 4 Life

      Kybug 4 Life

      2 päivää sitten

      @• adrienscrown • I’m both of those things lol 😂 and him saying head cut off instantly made me think of them

    • • adrienscrown •

      • adrienscrown •

      3 päivää sitten

      Damn bro why you gotta attack all the Tudor nerds and Six fans like that

  63. Stupid Content

    Stupid Content

    5 päivää sitten

    Danny: George Washington Me: don’t do it My absolute shit brain: HERE COMES THE GENERAL-

  64. Super Sup S.S

    Super Sup S.S

    5 päivää sitten

    hlthaiy am i

  65. Quill Arbelo

    Quill Arbelo

    6 päivää sitten

    Watching this an entire year after, hard to believe it’s been this long.

  66. Kasuka Plays

    Kasuka Plays

    6 päivää sitten

    11:15 yes it would be grape

    • j

      j

      6 päivää sitten

      LMAO

  67. Mackenzie Johnson

    Mackenzie Johnson

    6 päivää sitten

    Can someone please explain why it says mathS? Where does the ‘s’ come from? Maybe it’s cause I’m in America and other countries have an ‘s’ at the end, but I’m confused.🙃

  68. Spheniscus demersus

    Spheniscus demersus

    6 päivää sitten

    Sorry I violated your laughing law please forgive me

  69. ShepDance

    ShepDance

    6 päivää sitten

    they should make raisins with the water built into them T H A T W O U L D B E G R A P E

  70. TheLik

    TheLik

    6 päivää sitten

    Exactly one year and no cancer. Thanks Almonds

  71. C-Playz317

    C-Playz317

    6 päivää sitten

    POV you happen to accidentally watch this video exactly a year after it was posted XD

  72. Emil Rojas

    Emil Rojas

    7 päivää sitten

    I was seeing another video and it said that almonds have a little of what’s known as CYANIDE O_O

  73. DeafShoot Human

    DeafShoot Human

    7 päivää sitten

    this video is now 1 year old exactly and rona is still hear so we all just eat 80 dates

  74. Asian Guy On The Internet

    Asian Guy On The Internet

    7 päivää sitten

    5:39 Why did they take images from the three idiots?

  75. Turnip

    Turnip

    7 päivää sitten

    I am a legend, I made up a sentence, "5 apples a day, keeps the hospital away." (I ate 5 apples in one day, I like apples)

    • hornet is void

      hornet is void

      5 päivää sitten

      Nice

    • DeafShoot Human

      DeafShoot Human

      6 päivää sitten

      @Turnip well thats what i call military though

    • Turnip

      Turnip

      6 päivää sitten

      @DeafShoot Human i am the legend, named Turnip i eat apples alive

    • DeafShoot Human

      DeafShoot Human

      7 päivää sitten

      than why are you turnip

  76. Cooper Combs

    Cooper Combs

    7 päivää sitten

    TRULY GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Crow or Nicole Oosthuizen

    Crow or Nicole Oosthuizen

    7 päivää sitten

    I have 1 milk daily and I have such bad bone issues

  78. Nessiebot

    Nessiebot

    8 päivää sitten

    Fun fact, if you eat 5 apricot pits a day, it can prevent cancer and other diseases. My grandmother ate them when she had cander and it almost went away.She stopped tho coz she thought it was over and.....died😅

  79. Neo hatesyou

    Neo hatesyou

    8 päivää sitten

    After watching this, you already know your boy is a god.

  80. Alpha Twist

    Alpha Twist

    8 päivää sitten

    I had 2 laughter. Now Im legally skilled

  81. zeki mete bayrak

    zeki mete bayrak

    8 päivää sitten

    lol

  82. hamsnerd

    hamsnerd

    9 päivää sitten

    When his face turned red after eating the almond I thought what if he's allergic lol

  83. Doe 82

    Doe 82

    9 päivää sitten

    Damn, grandpa shoulda eaten some fuckin almonds I guess

  84. HappiestTick234Playzz

    HappiestTick234Playzz

    9 päivää sitten

    Danny: They should make raisins with water built into them Me: Grapes? Also Me: Your heart was in the right place XD

  85. Creationator

    Creationator

    9 päivää sitten

    “The quicker you understand that... *the quicker you can dodge their attack.”*

  86. Bitchcrack

    Bitchcrack

    9 päivää sitten

    Gay

  87. C Garcia

    C Garcia

    10 päivää sitten

    Not even 5 minutes in and I AM DYING. Guess this is why I was only allowed the one laughter. So funny, I can't breathe. X'''D

  88. this man

    this man

    10 päivää sitten

    Eats a apple and 5 almonds and eats dates and chugs milk then proceeds to take every bad kind of drug in existence

  89. ShepDaCommunist

    ShepDaCommunist

    10 päivää sitten

    prayer = no tension me an atheist:

  90. Tasty Garbage studios

    Tasty Garbage studios

    10 päivää sitten

    Heck I had one laughter

  91. Stuff and Stuff

    Stuff and Stuff

    10 päivää sitten

    *makes a mistake* everyone: "Oh My God." "Its Jason Bourne."

  92. Ian Hill

    Ian Hill

    10 päivää sitten

    what if your allergic to almonds

  93. Firefox

    Firefox

    10 päivää sitten

    Danny: scientists should look into this. like they should make raisins, with the water built in. they are called grapes.

  94. Manya Agrawal

    Manya Agrawal

    10 päivää sitten

    I’m Indian and I’m pretty sure these stupid insta handles have been made by my people

  95. ً joe

    ً joe

    10 päivää sitten

    damn.. its gonna be a year old soon

  96. Swivel!

    Swivel!

    10 päivää sitten

    Im allergic to almonds😟 does that mean I'll get cancer😰

    • Waffle Draw's

      Waffle Draw's

      Päivä sitten

      Yes 😈

  97. Superarv

    Superarv

    10 päivää sitten

    I've never seen a three idiots meme and i'm satisfied

  98. Kayagorzan

    Kayagorzan

    10 päivää sitten

    “If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention” Well then, time to invent another Alcohol-assisted Nuclear Fission Reactor Steam Explosion

  99. nope

    nope

    11 päivää sitten

    the fact the raisin water one is actually, probably, most likely true

  100. dr pill

    dr pill

    11 päivää sitten

    i like how 2-3 almonds a day can *reverse* the aging process but 10-12 only gets rid of a headache lmao

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